there is a butterfly next to his dick

Adam is like a fiery passion lmao

puntita wrote in ontd_ai Aug 24, 2009 09:49

First post, hope, everything works...

So I just saw an old woman reading the advertising folder of a local supermarket (in Cologne, Germany) and there was an add with this...

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ADAM'S RS COVER: NOW IN POSTER FORM.

heroes_and_cons wrote in ontd_ai Aug 16, 2009 19:25

FIANLLY

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FORTEE IS A CUNTWAFFLE

kristina_bitch wrote in ontd_ai Aug 03, 2009 19:14

I went to the show in Charlotte and I couldn't get my tour program out of my purse because there were too many people so I had Kris sign my Rolling Stone.

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there is a butterfly next to his dick, !rolling stone, brb tinhatting, !kris allen

I'm kind of surprised this hasn't been posted yet...

brushwithflame wrote in ontd_ai Jun 30, 2009 19:57

When Adam's RS issue came out I couldn't get it right away and when I went out to do so a week later it was sold out where I looked.

So, I decided to look on Rolling Stone's website to see if you could buy it directly; no luck. Then I noticed that the website had a link where you can buy back issues. Of course, it was only up to the Lady Gaga issue ( Read more... )

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SIMON ♥ ADAM

sargraf wrote in ontd_ai Jun 24, 2009 06:25

EXCUSE ME WHILE I RAISE MY ASS TO THE LOVELIEST MAN IN AMERICA.

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UNDERAPPRECIATED OUTFITS APPRECIATION POST

chrysa wrote in ontd_ai Jun 23, 2009 16:08

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS OUTFIT? NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT THIS OUTFIT AND IT IS UNF.

I DON'T CARE IF THE KISS OUTFIT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVAR, HE'S WEARING A GLITTERY RED TIE AND SUSPENDERS. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

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bends wrote in ontd_ai Jun 20, 2009 00:35

Rofl so I was getting my hair cut and these two ladies were talking about AI ( Read more... )

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Finally got my issue of Rolling Stone with Adam on the cover!

that_evening wrote in ontd_ai Jun 19, 2009 14:29

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adam was born fabulous, there is a butterfly next to his dick, !rolling stone

just got back from the future, look what i found!

icebar wrote in ontd_ai Jun 18, 2009 22:26

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I'm pretty sure this hasn't been done before...

ellipsisaddict wrote in ontd_ai Jun 18, 2009 09:23

I was looking at our profile and I realized this comm is just over a month old with just under 2000 posts OVER 2000 posts.

WE'RE ALL GROWN UP, BBS.

In recognition of both this and the epicness that was #dannyisadouche, I declare this a

ONTD_AI APPRECIATION POST

COME ON. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

[TAG ME, BBS. TAG ME HARDER.]

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